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14 TIPS NI BOB ONG SA MGA TORPE. HAHA.

1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box—yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.

Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na “Omega 8.” Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: “because you’re good for my heart.”

2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: “I miss hanging out with you.”

3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, “Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa’yo.”

4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung “with Omega 8.” Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.

5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo, “natunaw na kakatitig sa’yo.”

6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: “Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka.”

7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit.

8. Itext mo siya ng: “Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!”

9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo “para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin.”

10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: “Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa’kin.”

11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: "aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko"

12. Pagkatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, "ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo"

13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng "salbabida", wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bkt? ang isagot mo ay " ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko."

14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na “don’t leave your valuables unattended”

reblogged fom alekkss' blog. :D

i feel BLUE

i'm want to publish a post stating all my disappointments, sadness, loneliness and the otherness but sad to say i just can't explain it. i'm sad but good to say in the middle of that sadness is a little happiness when you are with the persons who make you fell that they will always be there whenever you need them. hai. hope that next week will be better.

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that tower

that tower is really enchanting. i just realized that alekks, ailatoot and me have similar posts about paris and the Eiffel tower. haha. AMAZING! :D

fone out.

well, i just like to say that starting today (or i think even before today) i don't have a very functional fone because my fone is functioning for only an hour. imagine 1hour in let's say 12 hours of being awake and doing some tasks. isn't that good????! tsktsk. well, its okay for me to live without cp but then the timing was just awesome. come to think of it, it's fiesta in naga and somehow i am waiting for my friends' invitation to jam. also, its BU week next week. hm. how can i do my tasks satisfactorily if i don't have a functional fone which i think is equivalent to a functioning communication line. hmm. AWESOME!

300th year of Devotion to Penafrancia

yeah!

i can feel the festive mood in Naga City now. tomorrow is the grand celebration of the tercentenary of the devotion to our lady of peñafrancia - patroness of bicolandia and i'm very excited about that. hmm. just like what i have mentioned in my fb status, the show of the devotion of the bicolanos to our lady never failed to give me goosebumps. the sabay-sabay na pagwagagway ng puting panyo to the shouting of viva in chorus are among things that makes the peñafrancia experience unique as if it makes the sea of people one no matter what color he is or from what province or town he came from. it is an experience like no other. this tercentenary celebration is a must attend celebration for this is history. i am pretty sure that i will not be around anymore after a century where the bicolanos would celebrate Ina's 400 years. nonetheless, this tercentenary celebration is a testament of Bicolanos strong faith in God and a way of thanking the Lord for his blessings. This devotion is a gift we received and is a gift we must share.

VIVA LA VIRGEN! VIVA EL DIVINO ROSTRO!

its time!

just spent my day by missing my socio, philo and bio class to attend to our professor's mother funeral at Iriga City, laskwatcha sa Naga with my friends and eating at KFC, standing for hours while waiting for the clock to strike at 12 to signal the start of the tercentenary celebration in honor of Our Lady of Peñafrancia. well, ukie naman. i enjoy watching the UNC glee club doing their song and dance number, the USANT Band and so on and so forth. pero aside sa countdown, si john lloyd at si bea saw (kung oo man) ang inabangan ng mga tao. well, i have a clear view of the stage. medyo malapit nga eh. pro ano ba ang ginawa ni john lloyd? hmm. tumayo lang naman sya, nagpa-cute at nagsalita. nothing more, nothing less. iba nga naman ang sikat. tumayo ka lang sa stage pagtitilian ka na. nandun din si congressman villafuerte. ano ang ginawa nya? nagbigay ng perang papremyo sa raffle. haha. tsktsk, but then the highlight of the night was of course to welcome and to signal the official start of the celebration. all prayed a prayer for the tercentenary countdown and after that the 300 seconds countdown started but while waiting for it to end, i suppose all sang the resuene or the hymn of INA. when the countdown was ended, a major major fireworks display captured everyones eyes. (tila ba nakalimutan ng mga taong nandun sa john lloyd sa stage). after the fireworks display, umalis na din si john lloyd at nagsialisan na din ang mga tao. hmm. bottomline, IT'S NOW THE TIME FOR US TO CELEBRATE THE 300 YEARS OF DEVOTION TO INA. VIVA LA VIRGEN!